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<i>♪ Bugunga o'xshaydi
ko'rgan narsangiz</i>

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<i>♪ Filmlardagi zo'ravonlik
va televizorda jinsiy aloqa</i>

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<i>♪ Lekin ular qayerda
yaxshi eski uslubdagi qadriyatlar</i>

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<i>♪ Qaysi narsaga tayanardik?</i>

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<i>♪ Baxtli, bir oila odami bor</i>

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<i>♪ Baxtli odam borki
ijobiy qila oladi</i>

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<i>♪ Bizni yaratadigan barcha narsalar</i>

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<i>♪ Kuling va yig'lang</i>

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<i>♪ U oilaviy odam ♪</i>

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Oh, Styui, qanday hayajonli.
Sizning birinchi tashrifingiz
haqiqiy yong'in stantsiyasi.

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Ha, siz har doim bolalar
birinchi sayohatingiz yoqdi
o't o'chirish stantsiyasiga.

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Megni olib ketganimiz esingizdami?

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ga xush kelibsiz
Quahog olovi
Bo'lim, do'stlar.

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Men kapitan Bekmanman.

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Agar sizda bo'lsa, menga xabar bering
har qanday savollar
Men siz uchun javob bera olaman.

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Nima gap, ahmoqlar?

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Siz biroz kutyapsiz
yigit uxlab qoladi
sigaret bilan?

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Yong'in dangasalari.

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Yana bir donut, cho'chqa.

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Bizda qurol bor.
Sizda shlanglar bor.

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Softbol maydonida ko'rishguncha.

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Mana bizning oshxonamiz,
biz hamma ovqatlarimizni qaerda tayyorlaymiz.

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Yuqorida esa biz uxlayotgan joy.

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Sizningcha-chi
xotinlar va oilalar?

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Ba'zan biz ularni ko'rmaymiz
uzoq vaqt davomida.

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Bu eshitiladi
dahshatli yolg'iz.

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NBA bo'lish kabi
yo'lda o'yinchi.

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Bolam, men xotinimni juda sog'indim.

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Tushunganingiz uchun rahmat
biz hech narsa qila olmaymiz.

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Men shunchaki quchoqlashni xohlayman.

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Oh, siz juda shirinsiz.

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Men shunchaki qilyapman
erkak nima qilishi kerak.

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Muqaddasni hurmat qilish
nikoh instituti.

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Va endi, to'g'ridan-to'g'ri uxlash.

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<i>Ushbu xabar
sizga NBA tomonidan olib kelingan.</i>

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<i>Keling, hammamiz shunday deb o'ylaylik.</i>

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Hey, Kris, o'ylaysiz
ichish xavfsiz
yong'in shlangidanmi?

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Nega emas, ota?
Bu shunchaki suv.

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Yaxshi. Xo'sh, uni yoqing.
Men juda chanqadim.

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Yaxshi ish, Kris.
Ko‘ylagimni ho‘llagansan.

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Endi kam odam tushunadi
1928 yilgacha,
shlanglar yo'q edi,

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va siz aslida
yong'inlarga qarshi kurashish kerak edi
yalang qo'llaringiz bilan.

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Endi men namoyish qilaman.

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Voy, mayda olov, a?

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Ey Xudoyim,
olovda qurol bor.

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Bu nima edi?

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Qani, Styui.
Biz boryapmiz.
Bir lahza, Brayan.

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Men o‘zimni o‘t o‘chiruvchiman deb ko‘rsatayapman.

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Men go'yo o'ynashni yaxshi ko'raman.

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Mening ismim Piter va
Men pivo zavodida ishlayman.

51
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Endi men kiyaman
mening shimlarim va boringlar
hamkasblarimga...

52
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Bu shimlarning ichida axlat bor.

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Xo'sh, umid qilamanki, hamma
tushdan keyin qiziqarli o'tdi
olovxonada.

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Men, albatta, qildim, onam.
Men kuta olmayman
keyingi oilaviy sayohat.

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Oh, rahmat, Mayk.
Men o't o'chirish stantsiyalarini yomon ko'raman.

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Muammo yo'q, odam.

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Nafasingizda spirtli ichimlik bormi?

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Ha, ehtimol.

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Siz buni o'ynayapsiz
juda tez va bo'sh, Mayk.

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Ooh, ooh,
bu pochtami?
Ha.

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Biror narsa bormi
u erda men uchunmi?

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Men ko'rmoqchiman
javob bor

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barcha muxlislar xatlariga
Men yozganman.

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<i>"Hurmatli Keri Elves,</i>

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<i>"Men buni xohlardim
bir muncha vaqt siz bilan bog'laning.</i>

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<i>"Men hech qachon qila olmaganman
mashhur ekanligingizni aniqlang.</i>

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<i>"Siz katta ish edingiz
bir narsada,</i>

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<i>"lekin siz kiygan edingiz
ko'p qismi uchun niqob.</i>

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<i>"Siz o'z martabangizni o'ylaysizmi?
umidsizlikmi?</i>

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<i>"To'g'rirog'i, siz oshib ketdingizmi?
o'z taxminlaringiz?</i>

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<i>"Hurmat bilan, Piter Griffin.</i>

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<i>"P.S. Siz</i>da bo'lgansiz
Robin Gud: Tayt kiygan erkaklar.

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<i>"Siz buni bilarmidingiz?"</i>

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Hey, bu yerda nimadir bor
Nielsen kompaniyasidan.

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"Hurmatli Griffinlar oilasi,

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"bo'ldingiz
maxsus tanlangan

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"millionlab odamlar orasidan
Amerika uy xo'jaliklari

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"Nilsenlar oilasi bo'lish.

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"Va shunday qilib,
televizoringiz bor
ko'rish odatlari nazorat qilinadi

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"o'lchash uchun
televizion reytinglar."

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Oh, bolalar, bu
oxirigacha keldi
Delaverdan.

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Bularning barchasi nimani anglatadi?

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Xo'sh, Meg,
ular kabi eshitiladi
bir qismi bo'lishimizni xohlaydi

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tanlangan guruh
yordam beradigan odamlar
televizorda nima borligini aniqlang.

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Biz bo'lamiz
Nielsen oilasi?
Bu ajoyib.

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Menimcha, uh...

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Menimcha, bu noto'g'ri musiqa.

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Mana, bor.

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Endi bu Nielsen qutisi
kuzatib boradi
Siz ko'rgan hamma narsa,

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bu bizga umumlashtirishga yordam beradi
ko'rish odatlari

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millionlab amerikaliklar.

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Oh, ha.

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Va bu nima edi,
o'rta va oxirgi qism yana?

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Bu Nielsen qutisi
kuzatib boradi
Siz ko'rgan hamma narsa,

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bu bizga umumlashtirishga yordam beradi
ko'rish odatlari

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millionlab amerikaliklar.

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Har qanday yo'l bormi
tasvirlab berishingiz mumkin
bu menga

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rangli foydalanish
qandaydir qo'g'irchoqlar?

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Nielsen qutisi
sizni kuzatib boradi
ko'rish odatlari.

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Menga yoqmaydi
chap qo'g'irchoq.
Uning iyagi qo'rqinchli.

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Xo'sh, rahmat
sizning hamkorligingiz.

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Savollaringiz bo'lsa,
Iltimos, menga qo'ng'iroq qiling.

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Va xush kelibsiz
Nielsen oilasi.

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Katta rahmat.

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Xo'sh, bu hayajonli emasmi?

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bilaman. Ishonmayman
biz Nilsenlar oilamiz.

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Men hech qachon hech narsa uchun tanlanmayman.

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Mayli, hamma.
Qilish vaqti
bizning Nielsen vazifamiz.

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Xo'sh, biz nimani tomosha qilamiz?

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Ko'krak.
<i>Loyihaning uchish-qoʻnish yoʻlagi.</i>

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<i>Yaxshi xotin.</i>
Bu qora versiya
shoumizdan.

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Bilasizmi, bolalar,
bu a
haqiqiy imkoniyat

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sifatli dasturlashni targ'ib qilish.

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Menimcha, biz PBSni tomosha qilishimiz kerak.

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Ha, sen haqiqiysan
PBS haqida ishtiyoqli.

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Siz bir marta xayriya qildingiz
besh yil oldin va
ular sizga krujka yuborishdi.

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Va endi krujka
shunchalik eskiki, "P"
eskirgan

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shuning uchun u faqat "BS" deb yozilgan
bu juda mos keladi.

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Tom Taker?
Qanday odamsiz
bu yerda qilyapsizmi?

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Xo'sh, sizni shunday deb eshitdim
yangi Nielsen oilasi.

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Faqat senga umid qilaman
tomosha qilishni rejalashtiring
Beshinchi kanal yangiliklari.

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Bilmadim.
Men juda ko'p narsalarni sog'indim.

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Meni olib ketadi
qo'lga olish uchun abadiy.

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Xo'sh, biz albatta sevamiz
sizni tomoshabin sifatida qabul qilish uchun.

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Biz qila oladigan biror narsa bormi
yangiliklar qilish uchun
sizga ko'proq yoqadimi?

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Balki.

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O'ylaymanki, qila olasiz
mo'ylovni yo'qotish.

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Mo'ylovimni yo'qotdimi?

129
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Xo'sh, xudoyim, bilmayman.

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Mening tug'ilgan joyim
qandaydir qattiq.

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Har doim menga sabab bo'lgan
eski ishimdagi muammolar.

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<i>Va buni amalga oshiradi</i>
<i>biz uchun bu yerda</i>
<i>12-kanal yangiliklari.</i>

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<i>Burilganingizga ishonch hosil qiling</i>
<i>bu soatlar oldinda.</i>
<i>Xayrli tun, Sent-Luis.</i>

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Ha, bilmayman,

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Men hech qachon bo'lmaganman
Bu aqldan ozgan
mo'ylov.

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Xo'sh, menimcha
Men uni yo'qotishim mumkin va
faqat ko'proq bo'yanish foydalaning.

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Ha, bu zo'r bo'lardi.

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Va, ehtimol, bayram
qalpoq yasaydi
narsalar yanada bayramona.

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Yaxshi, bu yaxshi.
Boshqa takliflar bormi?

140
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Ha, har bir spektaklni yakunlay olasizmi?

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pull-start qilishga urinish orqali
juda sovuq zanjirli arra?

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Xo'sh, bunday bo'lmasligi kerak
muammo bo'lsin.

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Yaxshi, rahmat
shunchalik samimiy bo'lgani uchun.

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Eshitganingiz uchun rahmat.

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Men qanchalik qiyinligini bilaman
tanqidni qabul qilishdir.

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Hey, yaxshi etiklar, Griffin.

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Ular erkaklar poyabzali sotadilar
bularni qayerdan oldingiz?

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<i>Siz majburiyat oldingiz
bu etiklarga, Piter.</i>

149
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<i>Bu etiklar siz uchun yangi,
va buni hech kim silkitmaydi.</i>

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Yee-haw, ularni min, sigir qiz.

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<i>Yaxshi, olishingiz mumkin
tushlik paytida etiklarni yechib oling.</i>

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<i>Sport zaliga boring. Mashq qiling.
Krossovkalar bilan qayting.</i>

153
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<i>Agar kimdir so'rasa,</i>
<i>etiklarni unutdingiz</i>
<i>shkafingizda.</i>

154
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<i>Faqat tushlikka yetib boring.</i>

155
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Bu etiklar
yurish uchun yaratilgan.

156
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Yigitlarning dumbalarigacha.

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Hey, birodarlar.
Hey.

158
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<i>Xayrli kech, Quahog.</i>

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<i>Bugun tunda Beshinchi kanal</i>
<i>yo'qotilganidan qayg'uradi</i>
<i>hurmatli hamkasb.</i>

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<i>Mening mo'ylovim.</i>

161
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<i>Va istaklar bo'yicha
mo'ylovimning,</i>

162
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<i>uning kuli sepildi
Akapulko qirg'og'ida,</i>

163
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<i>u qaerda tug'ilgan.</i>

164
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<i>Xo'sh, bu bizga yordam beradi.</i>

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<i>Tomosha qilganingiz uchun tashakkur</i>
<i>Beshinchi kanal, eng ko'p</i>
<i>yangiliklardagi ishonchli nom.</i>

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<i>Oh, ahmoq.</i>

167
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<i>Oh, keling.</i>

168
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<i>Uf, ketaylik, Tom.</i>

169
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<i>Ish, jin ursin.</i>

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Nima jahannam?
Nima bo'lyapti
yangiliklar bilan?

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Bu dahshatli.

172
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Ha, u aqldan ozganmi?

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Xo'sh, men la'nati bo'laman.

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Agar men buni qilishini bilsam
Men unga aytgan hamma narsa,

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Men unga ko'proq narsalarni aytib bergan bo'lardim.

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Nima? Piter,
sen unga aytding
bu axlatni qilish uchunmi?

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Ha, u mening uyimga keldi

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bilganida
men a
Nielsen oilasi.

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Men nimani ko'rmoqchi ekanligimni so'radi.

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Hey, hey,
bilasiz nima
zo'r bo'lardi?

181
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Agar u yangilik qilgan bo'lsa
oila bilan
dasht itlari,

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va qachon u
qayg'uli bir narsa dedi,

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ular ochiladi
boshlarini ko'tarib,
hamma tashvishlanadi.

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Piter, aniq
bu juda yaxshi fikrmi?

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Odamlar mahalliy yangiliklarga tayanadilar

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bilan ta'minlash
yiliga bir nechta hikoyalar

187
00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:16,489
sho'r suvli shirinlik qanday tayyorlanadi.

188
00:08:16,513 --> 00:08:18,357
Ha, agar shunday bo'lsangiz
Nielsen oilasi,

189
00:08:18,381 --> 00:08:19,959
ehtimol kerakdek tuyuladi

190
00:08:19,983 --> 00:08:22,227
oz bo'l
yanada o'ychan
sizning tanlovlaringiz bilan.

191
00:08:22,251 --> 00:08:24,329
Nima haqida gapiryapsiz?
Men biroz zavqlanyapman.

192
00:08:24,353 --> 00:08:26,020
Xudo uchun,
Menga hozirgina topshirildi

193
00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:27,722
eng zo'r g'alati
sayyoradagi o'yinchoq.

194
00:08:27,791 --> 00:08:30,458
Xo'sh, bilasizmi, bundan mustasno
<i>Och och Alek Bolduins.</i>

195
00:08:32,812 --> 00:08:35,312
Hey, men ham emasman
dastagiga tegish.

196
00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,240
<i>Ajoyib yangiliklar
Long Island Sound,</i>

197
00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:44,956
<i>to'rt yo'lovchiga mo'ljallangan yordamchi samolyot sifatida
Sharqiy Xempton</i>ga yo'lda

198
00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,958
<i>syorfga aylandi
Montauk nuqtasidan tashqarida.</i>

199
00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,294
<i>Omon qolganlar yo'q edi.</i>

200
00:08:50,347 --> 00:08:52,814
Oh, bu juda zo'r,
Men unga qo'ng'iroq qildim
uyga ketayotganda.

201
00:08:52,882 --> 00:08:55,461
Piter, men emasman
bu albatta
to'liq javobgar.

202
00:08:55,485 --> 00:08:56,729
Men nima ekanligini ko'rmayapman
katta masala.

203
00:08:56,753 --> 00:08:58,398
Men shunchaki harakat qilardim
spektaklni yaxshiroq qiling.

204
00:08:58,422 --> 00:09:00,199
Jahannam, men qila olsam edi
u barcha namoyishlar bilan.

205
00:09:00,223 --> 00:09:01,734
Ha, faqat siz
bitta Nielsen qutisi bor.

206
00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:03,736
Sizda kuch yo'q
milliy shoularga ta'sir qilish.

207
00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:05,393
Jin ursin.

208
00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:07,307
Menimcha, bu degani
Men hech qachon ko'ra olmayman
<i>Supermen</i>ning epizodi

209
00:09:07,331 --> 00:09:10,065
qaerda Klark Kent
va Lois Leyn
nihoyat birga bo'ling.

210
00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,499
Lois, men seni sevaman,

211
00:09:11,568 --> 00:09:14,169
va men u erda istayman
endi bo'lmaslik
oramizdagi sirlar.

212
00:09:14,237 --> 00:09:16,071
Men Supermenman.

213
00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:17,305
Yo Xudo.

214
00:09:17,374 --> 00:09:19,707
Mumkin bo'lgan yagona narsa
meni o'ldir - bu kriptonit.

215
00:09:19,776 --> 00:09:21,076
Yoki lateks.

216
00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,243
Yoki qo'zi terisi.

217
00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,489
Poliuretan haqida nima deyish mumkin?

218
00:09:23,513 --> 00:09:24,824
Hammasi.
Hamma narsa.

219
00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:29,028
Salom, odamlar.
Shunchaki o'yladim
Men to'xtagan bo'lardim

220
00:09:29,052 --> 00:09:30,996
va ishonch hosil qiling
sizning uskunangiz
to'g'ri ishlash

221
00:09:31,020 --> 00:09:32,264
va qarang, agar siz
savollaringiz bor.

222
00:09:32,288 --> 00:09:33,999
Ha, bir narsa
bizning pultimiz noto'g'ri?

223
00:09:34,023 --> 00:09:35,735
Qanchalik past bo'lmasin
Ovozni aylantiraman,

224
00:09:35,759 --> 00:09:38,092
Aziz Ansoriy
doim menga baqiradi.

225
00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:39,477
Men nima qildim?

226
00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:41,057
Rahmat.
Menimcha, biz yaxshimiz.

227
00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,825
Hamma narsa ko'rinadi
yaxshi ketmoq uchun.

228
00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:44,449
Yaxshi, ajoyib.

229
00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:46,162
Xo'sh, men boraman
kartani o'zgartiring
qurilmangizda juda tez,

230
00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:47,468
va men yo'lda bo'laman.

231
00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:01,833
Hammamiz tayyormiz.
Vaqtingiz uchun rahmat.

232
00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,234
Yo'q, rahmat do'stim.

233
00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:04,614
Va sizda bor
qattiq mehnat qilgan.

234
00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:06,115
Nega qilmaysiz
qolganini oling
dam olish kuni?

235
00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,718
Mana ikkita chipta
Sandra Bernhardnikiga
bir ayol namoyishi.

236
00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,753
Voy, rahmat.
Ha, va ular
ajoyib o'rindiqlar.

237
00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,488
Ular to'g'ri kirishdi
tishlarining bo'shlig'i.

238
00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:13,812
Ijtimoiy tarmoqlarmi?

239
00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,747
Ko'proq ijtimoiy kasallikka o'xshaydi.

240
00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,249
Ha! Bu juda qiziq.

241
00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:25,001
Piter, nima bo'ldi
bu yerda ketyaptimi?

242
00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:27,625
Lois, biz endi yo'qmiz
bitta Nielsen oilasi.

243
00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:30,539
Biz 100 kishimiz.
Ko'proq qutilar,
ko'proq kuch.

244
00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:32,883
Va menda ba'zi fikrlar bor
televizorni yaxshilash uchun.

245
00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:37,335
Salom, <i>Mad Men</i>
ishlab chiqarish idorasi.

246
00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:38,481
Ha, Piter Griffin shu yerda.

247
00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:40,116
Gapirsam bo'ladimi
Jon Xamm bilan,
iltimos?

248
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,306
Bir daqiqa.

249
00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:44,003
Salom?
Salom, Jon Hamm?

250
00:10:44,027 --> 00:10:45,371
Piter Griffin, Nilsenlar oilasi.

251
00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:46,705
Eshiting, ushladimmi?
Siz yaxshi vaqtda,

252
00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:47,940
yoki siz va tanqidchilar bandmisiz

253
00:10:47,964 --> 00:10:49,308
bir-birini tortish
hozir o'chirildimi?

254
00:10:49,332 --> 00:10:51,878
Kechirasizmi?
Qarang, sizning ko'rsatuvingiz
haqiqatan ham zerikarli.

255
00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:54,247
Lekin tashvishlanmang,
Qanday qilib menda ba'zi fikrlar bor
uni jazlashingiz mumkin.

256
00:10:54,271 --> 00:10:56,337
Eshiting, menga kerak emas
takliflaringiz, do'stim.

257
00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,773
Men katta mashhur odam bo'lganman
bir yarim yildan beri.

258
00:10:58,841 --> 00:11:00,253
OK, agar shunday bo'lsa
qanday bo'lasan.

259
00:11:00,277 --> 00:11:01,687
Bu qanday o'ynashini ko'ramiz.

260
00:11:01,711 --> 00:11:03,994
Lois, biz emas
<i>Mad Men</i>ni tomosha qilish
boshqa yo'q.

261
00:11:08,785 --> 00:11:10,880
Salom?
Qarang, menda bo'lishi mumkin
bir oz toshma bo'ldi.

262
00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,537
Bizning reytinglarimiz 50 foizga tushib ketdi.

263
00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,839
Qanday takliflar bo'lishidan qat'iy nazar
bor, men tinglayman.

264
00:11:17,127 --> 00:11:20,812
Shunday qilib, janoblar,
beysbolda, uchta
uradi va siz chiqib ketasiz.

265
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,396
Ammo uchta omadli zarba ...

266
00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:24,716
Va siz kirdingiz.

267
00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,417
Yaxshi urinish, Don.

268
00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:28,698
Lekin qo'rqaman, biz shundaymiz
olishga majbur bo‘ladi
bizning biznesimiz boshqa joyda.

269
00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,555
Oh? Men bunday deb o‘ylamayman.

270
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,794
Bu nima edi?

271
00:11:41,818 --> 00:11:44,563
Men sizga aytaman
Bu nima edi, Lois.
Bu ajoyib edi.

272
00:11:44,587 --> 00:11:46,064
Va sizni kuting
qarang: <i>Breaking Bad.</i>

273
00:11:46,088 --> 00:11:49,208
Nimaligini bilmayman
edi, lekin hozir
bu konkida.

274
00:11:50,894 --> 00:11:52,827
Salom, NBC, bu Piter Griffin.

275
00:11:52,896 --> 00:11:54,640
Eshiting, bolalar
ajoyib ish qilyaptilar.

276
00:11:54,664 --> 00:11:58,465
Agar kimdir bilsa
Amerika nimani xohlaydi
90-yillarda bu NBC edi.

277
00:11:58,534 --> 00:12:00,479
Lekin menda shunchaki bor
bitta kichik iltimos.

278
00:12:00,503 --> 00:12:02,136
Menga <i>Dateline,</i> yoqadi

279
00:12:02,205 --> 00:12:05,117
lekin men kutishni juda yomon ko'raman
bilish uchun ikki soat
qotil kim.

280
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,424
<i>Bugun tunda</i> sana,
<i>ayol o'ldirilgan.</i>

281
00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:09,443
<i>Bu uning sobiq yigiti edimi?</i>

282
00:12:09,513 --> 00:12:10,729
<i>Ha, shunday edi.</i>

283
00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:14,099
Men buni bilardim. Men buni bilardim
sobiq yigiti edi.

284
00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:19,504
<i>"Uxla, yuk mashinasi.</i>

285
00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:22,073
<i>"Uxlagin, olovbardosh.</i>

286
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,275
<i>"Uxla, stul.</i>

287
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,444
<i>"Uxla, qush."</i>

288
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,729
<i>Buni ko'ryapsizmi, Piter?
Siz qushni ko'ryapsizmi?</i>

289
00:12:28,798 --> 00:12:30,097
Qush.

290
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,010
<i>Yaxshi, olib ketamiz
qolgan ertaga.</i>

291
00:12:32,034 --> 00:12:35,474
<i>Endi men boraman</i>
<i>bir muddat</i> bilan dam oling
<i>ba'zi tasodifiy shovqinlar.</i>

292
00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:36,571
He-he!

293
00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:48,194
<i>Yaxshi, xayrli tun, Piter.</i>

294
00:12:48,218 --> 00:12:49,917
Xayrli tun, Deyv.

295
00:12:49,985 --> 00:12:52,364
<i>Va bu erda Pol</i>
<i>sizni o'ynash uchun</i>
<i>Ninnilik kuyi bilan uxlash.</i>

296
00:12:52,388 --> 00:12:53,666
<i>♪ Hey, ninni kuyi</i>

297
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,055
<i>♪ Oh, ninni kuyi</i>

298
00:12:55,124 --> 00:12:57,091
<i>♪ Hoy, ninnichi... ♪</i>

299
00:12:57,159 --> 00:12:58,926
To'xta, yo'q, to'xta. STOP.

300
00:12:58,994 --> 00:13:00,461
Men unutdim, u dahshatli.

301
00:13:03,899 --> 00:13:07,051
<i>Endi</i>ga qaytamiz
Banan qurolli politsiyachilar.

302
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,086
<i>Muzlatish.</i>

303
00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:11,366
<i>Bu...
Bu bananmi?</i>

304
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:13,791
<i>Xavotir olmang</i>
<i>u nima haqida.</i>
<i>Men hali ham politsiyachiman.</i>

305
00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:15,793
<i>Voy, turing.</i>

306
00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:17,995
<i>Yaxshi, tinchlaning.</i>

307
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,797
<i>Bu bir necha usul bilan amalga oshirilishi mumkin.</i>

308
00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:22,200
Nima qildi
Piter <i>Politsiyalarga</i> nima qilyapti?

309
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:24,908
Bonni.
Keling, meni itarib yuboring
g'azabda.

310
00:13:29,659 --> 00:13:31,069
Piter, bu nima tomosha?

311
00:13:31,093 --> 00:13:33,171
Bu deyiladi
<i>O'rnashib ketmoqda</i>
<i>Kardashianlar.</i>

312
00:13:33,195 --> 00:13:35,140
O'sha yigitni ko'ring
ot dumi bilan
fonda?

313
00:13:35,164 --> 00:13:37,175
U yashirincha yuqoriga chiqadi va
qizlarni qo'rqitadi

314
00:13:37,199 --> 00:13:40,112
ular bo'lganda
biznes boshlash yoki
ularning yog 'mumi olish.

315
00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:42,470
Bu nimasi?

316
00:13:45,541 --> 00:13:47,675
Mana ular.
Bu Nilsenlar oilasi.

317
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,110
Siz televizorni buzdingiz.

318
00:13:49,178 --> 00:13:51,245
Endi bu shunchaki katta,
eski, ahmoqona tartibsizlik.

319
00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:53,898
Oh, Xudo.
G'azablangan olomon.

320
00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:57,366
Men yutishim kerak
barcha qimmatbaho narsalarim
va bu yerdan ket.

321
00:14:09,031 --> 00:14:10,198
Olomonni ko'rdingizmi?

322
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,833
Men olomonni ko'rdimmi?
Yana nega men bu yerdaman?

323
00:14:18,241 --> 00:14:20,786
Ey Xudoyim,
Piter, ular
haqiqatan ham g'azablangan.

324
00:14:20,810 --> 00:14:21,875
Biror nima deng.

325
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,289
Kutib turing. Nima
jahannam ketyaptimi?

326
00:14:23,313 --> 00:14:24,707
Nima demoqchisiz,
Men televizorni buzdimmi?

327
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:26,876
Siz haqiqiy pumani qo'ydingiz
<i>Cougar Town,</i>da

328
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,510
va endi bu puma o'ldi

329
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,896
chunki Kurteni Koks
bilan parchalab tashladi
tishlari va tirnoqlari.

330
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:34,655
Siz <i>Anderson Kuper 360</i>ga aylandingiz
<i>Anderson Kuper 720.</i>ga

331
00:14:34,724 --> 00:14:36,252
U juda ko'p aylanyapti.

332
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:39,176
Ha, va Lifetime
faqat bitta katta zo'rlash.

333
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,662
Ilgari ularda narsalar bor edi
zo'rlashdan oldin va keyin.

334
00:14:41,731 --> 00:14:44,243
Siz aylantirdingiz
<i>Eng katta yutqazuvchi</i>
metrik tizimga.

335
00:14:44,267 --> 00:14:46,128
Endi shunday tuyuladi
ular yetarlicha yo‘qotishmayapti.

336
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:47,434
Sizlarga jahannam.

337
00:14:47,503 --> 00:14:50,249
Siz shunchaki hasad qilyapsiz
Chunki men erishaman
Hozir televizorda nima borligini ayting.

338
00:14:50,273 --> 00:14:52,190
Men Nilsen xudosiman.

339
00:14:58,914 --> 00:15:02,416
Kechirasiz, hammangiz.
Bu birinchi marta
Men hech narsa tashlaganman.

340
00:15:07,257 --> 00:15:09,857
Xo'sh, agar bo'lmasa
Janob Nilsenning o'zi.

341
00:15:09,925 --> 00:15:12,004
Hamshira, kim
eng yomon shifokor
shu kasalxonadami?

342
00:15:12,028 --> 00:15:13,239
Siz,
Doktor Hartman.

343
00:15:13,263 --> 00:15:14,924
Yaxshi. Hartmanni qo'ying
bu bozoda.

344
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,392
Hey, senga nima qila olaman?

345
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,294
Iltimos, doktor,
sen menga yordam berishing kerak
bu yomon yara bilan.

346
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:19,361
Muammo nimaga o'xshaydi?

347
00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:21,118
Yo'q, bu mening erim.

348
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:23,098
Xo'sh, sizda bor
juda ko'p asab
bu yerga kirib

349
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:25,401
nimadan keyin
televizorga qilgan.
Endi chiq.

350
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,436
Iltimos, doktor,
siz unga yordam berishingiz kerak.

351
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,671
Siz qasamyod qildingiz
borganingizda
tibbiyot maktabi.

352
00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,506
Men juda ko'p narsalarni oldim
men borganimda
tibbiyot maktabi.

353
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:33,708
Endi, agar kechirsangiz,
Men bunga javob berishim kerak.

354
00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:35,892
Salom?
Oh, Xartman.

355
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,280
Yaxshi.
Hammamiz shu yerda tugatdik.

356
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:43,341
Hoy, nima bo'ldi!

357
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:45,621
Nima deb o'ylaysiz,
Janob TV Xaroba?

358
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:48,012
Siz ulkan jinsiy olatni soqol qildingiz
boshimning orqa qismiga.

359
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,492
Bu to'g'ri.
Va hammasi chandiq
va noto'g'ri.

360
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:52,636
Men qayiqda halokatga uchragan edim.

361
00:15:57,807 --> 00:15:58,951
Hey, bolalar.
Ishlar bo'lyaptimi?

362
00:15:58,975 --> 00:16:00,975
Unchalik yaxshi emas, Piter.
Ha, men ham.

363
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:03,310
Sizga rahmat,
Televizor - ulkan cho'l.

364
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:04,623
Bilasizmi, men bu iborani qayerdan bilaman?

365
00:16:04,647 --> 00:16:06,280
Men uni kitobda o'qidim,
yirtqich hayvon!

366
00:16:06,349 --> 00:16:08,560
Qani, ruxsat bering
buni o'zingiz hal qiling.
Keling, sizga pivo sotib olaman.

367
00:16:08,584 --> 00:16:11,953
Yo'q, bu o'rindiq egallangan.
Harakat qil, Piter.

368
00:16:12,021 --> 00:16:13,999
Qanday odamsiz
haqida gapiryapsizmi?
Siz mening do'stlarimsiz.

369
00:16:14,023 --> 00:16:16,157
Biz ilgari edik,
Piter. Endi, chayqala.

370
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,775
Mayli, barda o‘tiraman.

371
00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:21,529
Mening barimda emas,
qilmaysiz.
Bu yerdan ket.

372
00:16:21,597 --> 00:16:23,709
Voy, men ko'rsatolmayman
mening yuzim hamma joyda.

373
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,066
Men ham shunday bo'lishim mumkin
Jamoat radiosiga qaytish.

374
00:16:26,135 --> 00:16:30,738
<i>Bu Piter Griffin,</i>
<i>va siz tinglayapsiz</i>
<i>to</i> Kitob suhbati <i>WRNI.</i>

375
00:16:30,807 --> 00:16:33,908
<i>Bugun biz muhokama qilamiz</i>
<i>Bret Easton Ellis'</i>
<i>mashhur ish,</i>

376
00:16:33,977 --> 00:16:35,643
Noldan kam,

377
00:16:35,712 --> 00:16:40,047
<i>imtiyoz haqidagi ertak,</i>
<i>ajralish,</i>
<i>va yoshlarning begonalashuvi.</i>

378
00:16:41,718 --> 00:16:43,517
<i>Mmm.</i>

379
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:47,421
<i>Ammo birinchi navbatda,</i>
<i>homiymizdan bir so'z,</i>
<i>Vestinning Oltin gazli pechenesi.</i>

380
00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:49,189
<i>Men hozir birdan zavqlanyapman.</i>

381
00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:52,392
<i>Mmm.</i>

382
00:16:56,666 --> 00:16:57,732
<i>Mmm.</i>

383
00:17:00,970 --> 00:17:02,003
<i>Mmm.</i>

384
00:17:12,214 --> 00:17:13,214
<i>Mmm.</i>

385
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,431
<i>Bu bilan bugungi kun yakunlanadi</i>
Kitob suhbatining <i>sessiyasi</i>.

386
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,289
<i>Ertaga qachon sozlang
Jon Kennedi Toole</i>ga qarang

387
00:17:22,358 --> 00:17:25,092
<i>xabar berilmagan dastlabki ish,</i>
Neon Injil.

388
00:17:29,232 --> 00:17:30,759
Hey, nima bo'ldi, Piter?

389
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,450
Men do'stlarimni sog'indim, Brayan.

390
00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:34,630
Ya'ni, men edim
bilan dam olish
bu Nielsen qutilari,

391
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,186
lekin nima keragi bor

392
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:39,022
agar menda bo'lmasa
Jo va Quagmir
men bilan zavqlanish uchunmi?

393
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:41,659
O'ylaymanki, men bo'lmasligim kerak edi
televizor bilan aralashdi.

394
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,805
Xo'sh, unday emas
aynan sizning aybingiz.

395
00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:46,041
Tarmoqlar hech qachon
tinglashi kerak edi
birinchi navbatda siz.

396
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,009
Aynan shu narsa
yomon televizor yaratadi.

397
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:49,945
To'g'ridan-to'g'ri
eng past umumiy
maxraj.

398
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,602
Xo'sh, nima qilishim kerak, Brayan?

399
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,282
Xo'sh, siz hali ham
bu qutilar bor.

400
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:56,017
Demak, siz hali ham
kuchga ega
televizorga ta'sir qiladi.

401
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:59,187
Balki undan foydalanishingiz mumkin
televizorni tiklashga yordam beradigan quvvat
qanday bo'lgan bo'lsa.

402
00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:02,346
Siz haqsiz, Brayan.
Balki aqlli tomosha qilsam,
sifatli namoyishlar,

403
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,455
bu narsalarni olishga yordam beradi
avvalgi holiga qaytdi.

404
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,484
Bulardan foydalanishimiz mumkin
yaxshilik uchun qutilar va ...

405
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,369
Nima jahannam?

406
00:18:09,438 --> 00:18:12,957
Bu qo'shish uchun
boshqa daraxtga
<i>Bir daraxt tepaligi.</i>

407
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,370
Ey Xudoyim,
vayron qildi
har bir oxirgi quti.

408
00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:16,777
Muqaddas ahmoq.

409
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,423
Biz endi cho'kib ketdik, Piter.

410
00:18:18,447 --> 00:18:21,660
Mana sening biri
televizorni qaytarib olish imkoniyati
qanday bo'lgan bo'lsa.

411
00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:23,784
Bir daqiqa kuting.
Balki yo'q, Brayan.

412
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:26,286
O'ylaymanki, men shunchaki bir fikrga ega bo'ldim.

413
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,400
Men yuzimga stakan tushdi.

414
00:18:28,424 --> 00:18:30,368
Oh, ahmoq.
Endi unutdim
bu nima edi.

415
00:18:30,392 --> 00:18:31,570
Men tushundim.

416
00:18:31,594 --> 00:18:34,034
Itvachcha.

417
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,723
Bilasizmi, men kimdan nafratlanaman?
Qo'shinlar.

418
00:18:38,768 --> 00:18:40,034
Ha, men ham.

419
00:18:40,103 --> 00:18:41,613
Voy, voy, voy, kimsan?

420
00:18:41,637 --> 00:18:42,770
Men Piter Griffinman.

421
00:18:42,839 --> 00:18:44,438
Men o'sha odamman
buzilgan televizor,

422
00:18:44,506 --> 00:18:46,085
va men yigitman
kim tuzatadi.

423
00:18:46,109 --> 00:18:49,309
Bolalar. Men televizorni buzdim,
va endi sizda
uni tuzatishga yordam berish uchun.

424
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:52,563
Ha-ha!
Bu shunday ko'rinadi
Biz sizni mag'lub etdik.

425
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,647
Janoblar, men yig'ildim
bugun hammangiz shu yerdasiz

426
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:01,339
chunki siz yaratuvchilarsiz
Ilgari televizor nima bo'lganligi haqida

427
00:19:01,407 --> 00:19:02,840
men uni buzishdan oldin.

428
00:19:02,908 --> 00:19:05,687
Va biz kerak
televizorni qayta qurish
boshidan yuqoriga.

429
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:08,279
Demak, menga kerak bo'ladi
barcha eng yaxshi g'oyalaringiz.

430
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:11,098
J.J. Abrams, sen ol
hayrat va murakkablik

431
00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:13,679
va uni taqdim eting
hech kim qila olmaydigan yo'l
tushunish mumkin.

432
00:19:13,703 --> 00:19:15,547
Sizda nima bor?
Menda begona odam bor

433
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,804
bu vaqt orqaga ketadi

434
00:19:16,873 --> 00:19:19,317
va uchrashuvlar
ichida koala ayiq
Sharqiy Yevropa shahri.

435
00:19:19,341 --> 00:19:21,074
Mutlaqo chalkash.
Buni qiling.

436
00:19:21,143 --> 00:19:23,444
OK, endi boramiz
15 ta ish joyidagi komediya kerak

437
00:19:23,513 --> 00:19:25,357
odamlar qaerda
kamera bilan gaplashing
negadir.

438
00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:27,181
Siz, siz, siz
va siz. Bor.

439
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,679
Butrus menga aytganida
ish joyida komediya qiling

440
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,481
odamlar gaplashadigan joy
kamera, men o'yladim ...

441
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,985
Hozir emas. Aytmoqchimanki,
borib tomosha qiling.

442
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:36,607
Bu yerda bunday qilmang.

443
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,587
Ha, men qila olamanmi, deb o'ylayman
ulardan birini torting

444
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:42,145
nimaga-ishonasanmi
qo'yish kerak
kameraga qaraydi.

445
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:48,030
Yaxshi, Mark Bernett,
siz <i>Survivor</i> qildingiz
va <i>Shogird.</i>

446
00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:50,633
Menga bera olasizmi
qaerda realiti-shou
odamlar dahshatli qiladi,

447
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:51,967
kechirib bo'lmaydigan narsalar
bir-biriga

448
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,769
sharmandalik uchun
kichik pullar?

449
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,092
Menda ba'zi fikrlar bor.

450
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:57,862
Mana nikel,
shimingizni pastga tushiring.

451
00:19:57,931 --> 00:19:58,963
Shou bor.

452
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,532
Ha-ha! Bor.

453
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:02,878
Xo'sh, endi kim
spektakl qiladi

454
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,580
dahshatli haqida
Nyu-Jersi jinnilari?

455
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:07,444
Bilasizmi nima?
Menga baribir.
Faqat, kimdir buni qiladi.

456
00:20:07,489 --> 00:20:10,624
Xo'sh, Dik Wolf,
bir xil <i>Qonun</i>ni tuzing
<i>va Buyurtma</i> olti marta.

457
00:20:10,693 --> 00:20:12,671
Va shuningdek, mumkin
Mett Vaynerga uylanish,

458
00:20:12,695 --> 00:20:14,673
Chunki men seni xohlayman
ism Dik Vayner.

459
00:20:14,697 --> 00:20:16,914
Mayli, lekin men bora olaman
Dik Vulf-Vayner tomonidan?

460
00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:18,702
Oh, Xudoyim, ha.
Ha. Ha.

461
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,184
Yaxshi, Bravo odamlar,
borib, urushayotgan ayollarni toping.

462
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:23,198
Yo'q, bilasizmi,
faqat ayollarni toping.
Ular oxir-oqibat jang qilishadi.

463
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,756
Mayli,
qolganlarning hammasi,
iste'dodlar namoyishini o'tkazing.

464
00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:28,158
Biz tugatdik.

465
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,961
Oh. Kelsi Grammer,
sen nimasan
hali ham shu yerdamisiz?

466
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,130
Menda hech narsa qolmadi
siz uchun. Uzr so'rayman.

467
00:20:33,198 --> 00:20:36,934
Oh! Keyin qilaman
yengil torting
Lanayda.

468
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:38,469
Endi nima qilayotganingiz menga qiziq emas.

469
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:45,142
<i>Endi</i> Mayk va Molliga qaytamiz.

470
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:47,089
<i>Nima qilishga qaror qildingizmi?
buyurtma bermoqchimisiz?</i>

471
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,512
<i>Ha, tug'ralgan salatmi?</i>

472
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,092
<i>Menda hamma narsa bo'ladi
bundan tashqari.</i>

473
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:53,784
Bu ofitsiantniki
"Nima?" kabi.

474
00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:56,765
Xo'sh, siz buni qildingiz,
Piter. Siz bor
Televizor normal holatga qaytdi.

475
00:20:56,789 --> 00:21:00,023
Ha, bolalar, kechirasizlar
hammasini buzgani uchun
sevimli shoularingiz.

476
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,436
Oh, hammasi yaxshi, Piter.

477
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,560
Xo'sh, nima deysiz?
Biz yana do'stmizmi?

478
00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:05,440
Albatta biz.
Siz tikasiz.

479
00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:07,130
Keling, televizor ko'rish uchun ichaylik

480
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:10,734
qaytib qo'llarda
biladigan odamlardan
ular nima qilishyapti.

481
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:13,103
Menimcha, <i>Zak va Kodi</i>
qiziqroq bo'lardi

482
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,572
agar ular spektakl qilishsa
ularning ichki ishtonlarida.


